Wednesday, September 25, 2013

When I Need a Pick-Me-Up...

I need only scroll through my SPAM comments, and suddenly, the world is a smiley place again.

Here are some keepers:

"Fastidious replies in return of this issue with genuine arguments and explaining everything about that."

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Believe you me, I do not even know how I finished up here most days.  I'll let you know when I'm not already... or something.

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I have been hypnotizing people for years without them knowing, but will work on making that impression on glory more than opposition, thanks for the reminder.

"Hi there, this weekend is nice for me, for the reason that this moment I am reading this fantastic educational piece of writing here at my home."    
Glad I could oblige!

"Never in a Million Years Did I Think He Would Reveal His Online Money Making Secrets!"
I know, right??!!

"Greetings from Los Angeles!  I'm bored to tears at work so I decided to browse your blog on my iPhone during lunch break."
Dude, next time don't wait until lunch, just read through my archives all day, I guarantee your boredom will be no more.

"I am really impressed with yoour writing talents as smartly as with the format on yoyr blog."  
I have no doubt. 
"Is that this a paid topic or did you modify it your self?"  All by myself!!!

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I could not agree with you more.

"Look left finally great, then learn the awesome strength coming from the Ultimate Demon."
No, thanks.  I'm Catholic.

"This blog was... how do I say it?  Relevant!!  Finally I've found something which helped me." 
A thesaurus?  
"Thanks!"  Welcome!

"I do have a few questions for you if it's okay. Is it only me or do some of the remarks look as if they are written by brain dead folks? :-P"  Definitely not just you.  Definitely not.


Simone said...

THANKS for the laughs!

Lianna said...

HAHA! Thank you for the hilarity!

Julie said...

Tears running down my face....

Beth said...


Mike Brummond said...

These are hilarious!!! I didn't realize spam comments were so common, thanks for making me smile!

the misfit said...

That is awesome. I've really been missing out. All I get is pr0nspam.